1. Mauled by a bear in BC, sort of.

2. Teaching Lou Reed how to yo-yo.

3. My $3000 helicopter ride/how not to become dead girl in a swiss forest

4. The London ghost that locked me in a washroom. He has a name. And a hat.

5. Hanging up on Mordecai Richler. Twice.

6. The story that can never be told. NEVER.